The joke of the day

I laughed hysterically today to this excellent joke (a bit phrased in my own words so not the actual one coz I can't remember it word by word)

- Hello! Your name?
- Yasamat Assir Farat
- Sex?
- Yes four to six times a week!
- No, female or male?
- Female and male and animals in general!
- That's hostile!
- Yes horse style, doggy style and any style!
- Holy cow!
- Yes cows, horses dogs and cats!
- Oh dear!
- Not deer, they run too fast!