The story of how I eat meat

As a child I didn't like anything, I only ate pasta, meatballs and pizza. Today I don't like fish or meat. I'm not a vegetarian however, I just can't swallow meat and fish just tastes like shit. (Not literally). But when I do eat meat it goes like this:

I start chewing the little piece of meat, I'm chewing on it for 2minutes, I notice I'm not gonna be able to swallow it, then I spit it out on my plate. Then I do the same again and again until I have many chewed pieces on my plate and offer someone else to eat them (as a joke).

That's the story :)