My lovely day

I had my english oral today and struggled with the word "persuasive", it turned out something like "pershuashive" and then I started laughing hysterically. Well it actually went well after all.

I bought a belt from Lindex and on my way home from the bus stop a man who walked in front of me had peed and shitten in his pants, I smelled it 100m after passing him.

I had to pull something out of me with force which in the first place should come out easily...

I've eaten one bread today because of all the stress. And I can't get the pee&shit man smell out of my nose.